The island of Graemsay rests in a long, green dream between Stromness and the island of Hoy.
If you like peaceful places, a walking tour here will be a day to remember.
* Skip down the page to find "tips for visiting" here.
The island currently has 23 residents. The day we visited, we met one walker and maybe two cars. To me, that’s paradise on a busy summer day when visitors flock to the most popular sites by the hundreds.
If you mention Graemsay to a local, you'll probably hear ...
It's true that the island doesn't have any major archaeological sites.
But for those with eyes to see, it glimmers with historical interest and natural beauty.
Graemsay has a welcome feel, but you won't find much here that purposely caters to tourism.
It is today what it's always been ... a serene Orkney island community with an unspoiled ecosystem.
It's a really good place to spend time with someone you love.
Our family set out to explore Graemsay on a lovely June day. We were not disappointed.
After a picnic lunch, we hiked along the coastal path until we came to the rocky beach below Hoy Low lighthouse. We had a bit of a bask and then ...
Hear Tom tell about the nefarious press gangs below. The hollow where Dan is reclining is the location of the first story.
Find out more about the press gangs of Orkney and Shetland in our suggested reading list at the bottom of this page.
The story of the Hattie Man o' Ree
We came across an oystercatcher chick on the beach, where they nest.
If you see one, don't get too close. Leave it alone. Mother bird will come back when you leave.
Island etiquette: Please ... never touch baby birds, seals or any other creature you may come across. They may seem to be abandoned, but they're not.
Needless deaths occur when humans meddle with nature.
These curious fellows followed us around the island the whole day.
How about a green, flowery place of farmland and heathery heath, two beautiful lighthouses, a WWII battery, sea birds, placid cattle and sheep, seals, abandoned crofts and a variety of beaches?
There's even a "coral beach" at Sandside.
It's actually maerl, a kind of calcified seaweed.
But that suits solitude-loving adventurers just fine.
We love Graemsay because it hasn't fallen victim to over-cultivation.
Because of this, you'll notice a wide variety of wildflowers.
For one thing, it's a great place for beach combers.
There's an increasingly rare chance that you might find bits of old lighthouse glass that occasionally turn up on the beach below Hoy High.
These come from discarded lighthouse lenses tossed over the balcony in the 60s.
But it's more likely that you'll find pottery from the shipwreck of the Albion in 1866, still washing ashore near Hoy Low.
Hear about the wreck of the Albion below.
You might see tiny-tentacle-waving anemones waiting for high tide in little tidal pools.
And possibly GROATIE BUCKIES … but I’m not telling where.
Find your own spot.
Groatie buckie fever knows no loyalty.
... can rent a bicycle in Stromness and take it over on the ferry at no extra charge.
A well-marked walking path follows the island's coast. About 3.5miles in length, it can be a bit rough-going at times.
Assuming reasonable balance and stamina, you should be able to negotiate it.
Watch out for stinging nettles as you make your way through weedy areas.
Another option is to walk the road that rings the island.
There are steps to negotiate when you get off at the pier.
Or you might want to freestyle. You can veer off the road at interesting points - say, if you feel the need to stuff as many people as you can into an old phone box.
We found we could manage four quite comfortably.
An added bonus: you'll get amazing views if you travel inland.
There's much here to interest history-buffs and lighthouse-lovers.
Like this ...
Hoy Sound High (Hoy High) and Hoy Sound Low (Hoy Low) were designed in 1851.
These lighthouses serve as leading lights to guide ships through the dangerous tides and skerries of Hoy Sound and into the safety of Stromness Harbour.
To negotiate a safe path, seamen brought their ships to a course where the two lights lined up, one over the other, and then changed course slightly to the east when the rear light disappeared.
You might notice that the keeper's houses are fancifully based on Egytian design. These beautiful lighthouses were designed by Alan Stevenson, of the renowned "Lighthouse Stevensons."
Alan was the uncle of Treasure Island writer Robert Louis Stevenson.
Robert's signature can be seen in a lighthouse guest book in the Stromness Museum, where you can also find many stories about lighthouses and their keepers.
Both lighthouses are now automated.
I know. I feel sad about that, too.
The old stone pier at Sandside near Hoy High remains from the building of the two lighthouses.
This was the landing point for supplies and stone blocks.
While you can’t go inside the lighthouses, you can stroll around them and poke about on the beaches below.
Hoy Low is near the remains of the WWII Graemsay Battery - an important part of the Scapa Flow naval defenses.
This is a topic for another page, but you should be aware as you travel around Orkney that you'll see evidence everywhere from WWI and WWII, when many thousands of soldiers were stationed on the islands.
The battery was unusual both in having no roof, leaving the poor soldiers exposed to the harsh elements.
Four searchlights inside the searchlight structure pointed in slightly different directions so light was diffused through the slits into a fan shape.
Graemsay Battery, Ness and Links Batteries in Stromness and Skerry Battery across Burra Sound on the neighboring island of Hoy together illuminated a large area of Hoy Sound.
Both civilian and military boats had to get permission to proceed past this point.
If you're interested in wartime stories and battery tours, I recommend a tour by our friend, military historian Andy Hollinrake.
* Plan ahead carefully. There aren’t any shops, restaurants or hostels in Graemsay and nowhere to wait out a sudden rainstorm except the ferry terminal. It's a good idea to check the weather and ferry tables carefully before heading out.
* You don’t need a car. You can walk around the island at a gentle pace in four or five hours, depending on how long you like to linger.
* If you miss the last ferry of the day you’ll find yourself sleeping rough ... unless someone takes pity on you and lets you sleep in a barn.
* As always in unpredictable Orkney, it's wise to be prepared with extra layers and a raincoat. This is how we were dressed in June.
* Picnic benches like the one above are available here and there along the coastal path, but there's nothing to stop you from picnicing on a secluded beach.
* Graemsay is a haven for seabirds of all kinds, including those that nest in fields and on beaches, so step very carefully in spring and summer months. If birds seem to be circling in distress, move away. You may unknowingly be near a nest.
And finally ...
* Don't get too close to fulmars' nests that you might see in cliffy places. They look innocent enough, but they'll projectile-vomit a putrid, oily goo on you if they feel threatened.
* For a deeper look into the history and the people of this lovely island, see our good friend and Orcadian historian Bryce Wilson's charming book, Graemsay - a History.
Bryce's parents hail from Graemsay, and he's been a frequent visitor all his life. There's nobody more qualified to tell the story.
You can take the little ferry, MV Graemsay, as a foot passenger from the pier opposite the Stromness Hotel or from Moaness Pier in North Hoy. Bring a bicycle free of charge. It takes around 15 minutes to get from Stromness to Graemsay, or about 45 minutes from Hoy.
It doesn't hurt to check Orkney Ferries' sailing info online before your trip, in case of changes to the schedule or other interruptions that might affect your plans.
* Payment is only by cash or check on the boat.
Someone comes around to collect your fee after you set sail. You can use a credit card if you book ahead by phone, or in one of the Orkney Ferries offices in Kirkwall, Houton or Tingwall. (Check online for varying summer and winter hours.)
See Orkney Ferries' FAQ section for details and to see if you qualify for a discount.
You don’t have to book ahead unless you have a group of 10 or more.
When you get off the ferry, you'll come to the small terminal, supplied with maps, pamphlets and bathrooms - the only public toilets on the island. This is the island's friendly nod to self-sufficient tourists.
When we were there, there was a display of handmade cards with an honesty box for payment. We bought one, of course.
But first, a hint or two to help fellow bibliophiles to track down that elusive book ...
Out-of-print Orkney book prices are often more reasonable on the AbeBooks and Waterstones websites than on Amazon, but not always.
It's a good idea to check them all if you can't find a decent deal. Sometimes one site is advertising a ridiculous price, while another has a very reasonable offer. Check back occasionally if you don't see what you want. New sellers and new offers are constantly added to these sites.
And I'm sure I don't need to remind you of the happy chance that you'll discover unexpected bookish dainties while you browse.
Happy book hunting!
AbeBooks UK - AbeBooks has been acquired by Amazon, but many of their book sellers aren't on Amazon, so they're worth browsing. Most of the individual sellers on AbeBooks will ship internationally.
Waterstones - This UK-based company will ship internationally, too.
And last but not least, you can search in ...
Mermaid image (Rhonda's pages) and storyteller image (Tom's pages), and all other illustrations except where noted are here by the courtesy of our dear friend - Stromness author, artist and historian, Bryce Wilson MBE, who owns all copyrights. Thanks, Bryce!